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We open on Jess and Dan snuggling in bed together and, no, we don’t like it.
Jess tells the camera that they did take their “relationship to the next level,” and “Dan is very knowledgeable in the bedroom,” and what about ‘we don’t like it’ do you not understand.

Dan calls it one of the best nights he's ever had, making it clear that he's never stayed up all night watching Say Yes To The Dress eating an entire packet of refrigerated M&Ms. How... sad for him.
Meanwhile, Ning and Mark have woken up in hell their dilapidated tree house which definitely looked more 'rustic' and less 'dangerous' online.
"Do you want your croissant heated up?" Mark asks Ning, and no, Sir.
She wants your d*ck. Please.
Despite her best efforts, Mark believes having sex would "complicate things" and... dude. You're in a broken tree house on reality television with a woman you've been fake married to for two months and expert Trish yells "INTIMACY" at you weekly, things are already pretty fckn complicated.

Top Comments
if you want to get an idea how DV ios so rife in our society jump on twitter during #mafs when heidi and mike are on, preferably during a disagreement/argument and see all the people, very much including women, who dont see the many overtly bright red flags from mikes behaviour and keep calling a good guy, a nice dude, so great the way he tolerates heidi.
sae deal when on the couch for commitment nights. its excruciating to read. comment to them about all the red flags and horrible behaviours/emotional abuse and they find any means possible to turn it all on her.
in this environment where domestic abuse is so commonplace ch 9 and the production company really should start cracking down on these behaviours not amping them up for more ratings