The Twins recap Married at First Sight: One woman's family throws out a groom.

March 11, 2019

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It’s time for the grooms to visit their wives’ home towns, and while it’s not explicitly shown, it’s strongly implied that Mick has been transported to Perth handcuffed in a cage, and even then he attempted to escape three times.

His feet are (obviously) shackled and he is delivered to Jess’ house in a police car with extra security.

Jess shows him to his cell, and Mick tries to rest. Only when he is asleep, does he forget for a moment precisely where he is.

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March 11, 2019

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"I'll do my hardest to make an absolute tit of myself so she has to write leave," Mick says, and honestly if those petrol station tinea thongs didn't do it then nothing will.

Back in Sydney, Jules is showing Cam around her apartment and pause.

It's important that we're all across the fact that Jules' place is worth like three million dollars. Is that clear. OK cool.

jules-cam — "Nah like I have a f*cked up amount of money just look at my coffee table lol."

Over at Cyrell's house, she's yelling, "I WANT [NIC] TO SEE I'M LOUD FOR A REASON," and everyone knows why you're loud, Cyrell. We remember Ivan. And your mum demanding that everyone stop shouting in front of the food.

Cyrell's mum asks Nic if there's any chance they might fall in love, and he replies that Cyrell can be a "bit hot-headed" which is a significant understatement.

But Cyrell’s mum has some wisdom from her own marriage to offer.

"We've been married for 42 years and we're still fighting," she says and sweetie that sounds awful.

But also... Cyrell literally tried to hit a woman a few weeks in and then yelled at a producer 'Im not afraid of u brutha', do you understand?

"The more we fight the more we love each other," Cyrell's mum adds and... we don't believe you but OK.

Over in Perth, Mick is out on day release, which we imagine consists of him walking around the city weeping and pleading with strangers to help get him out of here. But they don't. Because they're scared of the thongs.

As are we.

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Jess takes the opportunity to give her new boyfriend Dan a call and when did you even get this man's phone number?

She gets nervous and says sh*t that doesn't make sense such as, "we've got the same sorts of memories for the future" and wut.

They decide to meet up when they're both back in Sydney, and we learn the valuable lessons that a) cheating is fun and b) you never get in trouble from the experts. Only Heidi will.

Dan walks back inside and tells Tamara he was just on the phone with "insurance stuff" which... well. It's not a complete lie.

"It's hard to keep one girl happy let alone two," Dan tells the camera and mate. No one feels sorry for you.

Over on Susie's property, she's really excited to have another set of hands to help her with her farm work and oh holy shit Susie just went on this show for the free labour and now everything makes sense.

"YOU NEED TO HURRY UP," she yells at Billy while he scoops up her dog's poo and how did things get worse for this poor man.

billy mafs — "Lol my dog hates your face."

Susie, pls. If you're going to exploit people at least don't yell at them.

Tamara has decided to take Dan on a romantic picnic except the weather is shocking and can we please go home now.

They end up with sand in their mouths, covered in a light drizzle, with maybe some salt also inside their eyes and A WINDY BEACH IS A SHIT PLACE TO HAVE A PICNIC THERE WE SAID IT.

"Tam can be easy to speak to when she's relaxed," Dan says. "Like for example when I'm not currently cheating on her, she's less uptight."

Cool.

SHHHH we're back at Jess' house and she's using words in the wrong context again.

"Mick made disgusting allegations to my family members," Jessika says and, pause.

You seem to fundamentally misunderstand the term 'allegations'.

Continue.

Jess makes Mick recount to her family exactly what he said about them and WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS AND WHO IS IT HELPING.

Precisely everyone is offended and nothing is resolved.

Oh.

We're back at Cyrell's house and she's talking to her brother Ivan who, for reasons that are not immediately clear, is her favourite sibling.

"There was an incident with one of the girls in the experiment..." she begins and tells Ivan about the rumour (later proved false) that Nic was flirting with another woman.

"HE SHOULDA DEFENDED YOU," Ivan starts yelling and wait.

Hang on, Cyrell. You didn't finish the story. Specifically the major plot point that you went rogue, assaulted a woman and smashed a fruit bowl that didn't belong to you.

cyrell-mafs-ivan — "Then I politely told a producer I wasn't afraid of him. Brutha."

But Ivan has heard enough.

He invites Nic to play basketball and explains that when it comes to Cyrell, "she is my precious" which is a fckn weird thing to say but anyway.

Suddenly we're in the movie Basketball Diaries except no one is Leonardo DiCaprio and we're pretty sure Ivan is about to kill a guy.

"My sister doesn't deserve this stay the f*ck away from her I don't want you to have anything to do with my sister," he says to Nic, before accusing him of, "wasting my sister's life," which feels excessive given it's been like eight weeks.

He tells Nic to pack his sh*t and go home and Nic does not need to be told twice.

UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.

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The Twins recap Married at First Sight ep 20: Jessika. What the hell.

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