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We open on Bronson reflecting on how his relationship is progressing with The Devil Ines.
They’ve had a few hiccups, mostly as a result of Ines being possessed. Spiritually. By a demon.
But things are looking up for Bronson. Since they’ve stopped speaking they no longer fight, and while they still can’t occupy the same room/floor/building, Bronson assures us “there’s no rush”.
But there is. In that life is finite. And your wife is cheating on you. With Chicken Pox Sam.
Ines wakes up next to Chicken Pox Sam, in her underwear, and the only thought we have is, “Well. Now you have chicken pox of the vagina and whose fault is that?”
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God, this all just sounds exhausting, and pointless. Still, at least they seem to have given up even pretending it’s genuinely about people finding love.
They made a big deal of that in the first season - supposedly had psychologists trying to match people up with someone who was genuinely compatible. I haven't watched any of them, but presumably those "experts" haven't been sighted since that first season...
No, they’re still there, the alleged ‘psychologists’! That’s the worst part. They are deliberately putting couples together that they know will fail, just to cause drama.