We open on Bronson reflecting on how his relationship is progressing with
The Devil Ines.
They’ve had a few hiccups, mostly as a result of Ines being possessed. Spiritually. By a demon.
But things are looking up for Bronson. Since they’ve stopped speaking they no longer fight, and while they still can’t occupy the same room/floor/building, Bronson assures us “there’s no rush”.
But there is. In that life is finite. And your wife is cheating on you. With Chicken Pox Sam.
Ines wakes up next to Chicken Pox Sam, in her underwear, and the only thought we have is, “Well. Now you have chicken pox of the vagina and whose fault is that?”
They insist they both have a very strong spiritual connection even though their conversation hasn't progressed beyond their favourite variation of... olive... and then assure us "We're both here for the right reasons."
Which is to cheat. On people.
Because this is now a (very bad) scripted drama and not a reality television show, as Ines leaves in one lift, Elizabeth emerges from the other.
She's back from being... sick... with something that allegedly was not chicken pox. Sweetheart tell us what it was, was it the syphilis Sam brought back from Ibiza? Because this man needs to be quarantined. Permanently.