Expert Mel is asking us (but mostly her friends Trish and John) if we’re “READY FOR MORE MATCHMAKING” and not really but also yes very much.
First we meet electrician Mike who would like us to know that he's left a "trail of hearts in [his] wake," which sounds like a lie to make him sound less desperate but okay.
"I cannot break another heart..." he says and... dude. Let's be real - all of us here are either getting fake married on television or watching people get fake married on television and there is no room for... pride.
We left that at the door and we shan't be retrieving it for the next three months.
For reasons that include nothing, John Aiken decides to match Mike with Heidi.