For four days now we’ve been calling hospitals and contacting police stations – because where the f*ck is Elizabeth and why is no one concerned, least of all her husband?
You see, Sam is distracted mostly because he is very itchy.
For reasons that are never explored, he is a man in his late 20s who has suddenly contracted chicken pox.
Sam applies his pox lotion all over his body while looking at the bathroom door yelling “ELIZABETH” and dude… she’s not there. If she’s been gone for more than 24 hours then please, please, tell us you’ve checked the toilet.