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We open on Virgin Matt, who is a terrifying indication of how productive we’d all be if we didn’t waste our time on such frivolous things as sexual intercourse and/or interpersonal relationships.
He has about eight too many hobbies, including singing lessons, which focus on such hottest 100 hits as ‘A Whole New World’ from Disney film, Aladdin.
As John Aiken tries to get a better understanding of Virgin Matt in order to match him in a way that will destroy his life slowly and painfully, he asks him if he’s scared given “you’re a virgin and haven’t had sex before.”
Holy sh*t. Imagine being a virgin who hasn’t had sex before.
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Totally agree with you GSD. They’re both as bad as each other! His comments weren’t great and I think we’re meant to be innocent meaning she would share in is love of exercise but it snowballed into a nasty comment. She is a disaster though, I could see his eyes screaming for help when she was waffling on at the reception. Def won’t last and he will be dating an 18yo size 6 Instagram model when his contract is up.
Elizabeth is crazy- let’s not beat around the bush here but she doesn’t deserve this crap. Even the most beautiful person can be ugly if they are nasty inside. Sam is example. His looks won’t be there forever, his stupidity is eternal. How dare he make comments about Elizabeth’s body, calling her “bigger”. There’s nothing wrong with her body. Yes she made a comment that “he looks tubby from behind” however it was one comment. He banged on about her body every chance he got. There is apparently a real shortage of nice, well adjusted, normal men who aren’t selfish on this years MAFS. You say so many thousands applied to be on the show yet you reduce it to this group. (Yes there are exceptions in there but it’s still scraping the barrel). It’s not Sam’s looks that are his problem and the reason why he’s single, it’s his attitude and standards. Let’s get this straight. He might be good looking but he knows it and think that allows him to behave like a judgemental tool. It doesn’t.