We open on Ines finding new and innovative ways to criticise her new husband, whom she hates.
“What do you do in your free time?” she asks while rolling her eyes and bitching about him to the camera, before interrupting his response with, “I like watching my sister’s dog drink milk.”
To be fair, that sounds fun. But also… should dogs be drinking milk? According to Google, no. Not particularly.
Meanwhile, Virgin Matt and Lauren have been sent to a winery in South Australia, which is perfect for a man who has made it abundantly clear that he does not drink alcohol.
Virgin Matt is always sitting a little bit too close to Lauren, who he now exclusively calls “LOZ”, because, yes, they have nicknames and, yes, Virgin Matt would like us to know about it.