Before we begin, we have a question and, yes, it’s about Ning.
WHEN did she decide not to murder Mark and why didn’t we get to see it?
It’s a crucial plot development that’s been entirely overlooked and we don’t appreciate it.
Tonight, the contestants are moving in with each other except for Ines and Bronson, who are strictly not allowed for reasons that are largely self-evident.
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When she steps foot in her apartment, yelling Mel spots a photo from her wedding on the bedside table and shouts, “OH MY NO I LOOK FAT GET IT AWAY FROM ME,” which is our reaction to every photo we’ve ever been tagged in on Facebook so we like it very much.
Over in Ex-Virgin Matt’s apartment, he is trying to get his head around why everyone made such a fuss over what Bronson said.
“All he said is she’s acting like a can’t,” Ex-Virgin Matt mutters, confused. Were the experts upset because grammatically it didn’t make sense? He’s worried because he’s been saying things like “I can’t find my shoes,” everyday for his entire life and NO ONE even once told him it was a naughty word.
Mr and Mrs Ex-Virgin Matt are most definitely getting a stern phone call later this afternoon because their son has questions.
Over in another apartment, Elizabeth is apologising to Sam for not being more empathetic about the fake funeral he didn't go to, and being upset about how he a little bit screened her phone calls because he was busy grindin' on gals in da club.