Jess has decided it’s time she ‘tried’ at Mick’s home visits and now she’s holding a sheep in a way we deem to be highly inappropriate.
Suddenly, we think we might be watching a special Four Corners investigation on the mistreatment of sheep and dear God please someone make a change.org petition.
Meanwhile, Tamara is visiting Dan's family in Queensland and they're hardly inside the door when his mum yells: "DO YOU FIND HIM SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE OR NO."
Dan's family asks how their two week long marriage is going and Dan tries to explain, "We're doing alright, but I'm a lil' distracted by this other nice lady who started getting naked at the dinner party and offered to blow cool air up my butt hole. You wouldn't understand..."
Tamara tells his family that she needs a man who is "all about MEH" and Dan's mum doesn't... like it.
"We're a really tight family and we won't let anyone else in if we're not happy with them," his mum says, and wtf that's not how families work.