It’s the second dinner party and Martha has so many questions about Elizabeth and Sam that she’s written them all down and same.
But there’s immediately two problems.
A) Elizabeth is a Missing Person
B) No one… cares
Apparently once they went to bed, Elizabeth tried to make moves on Sam and he, we quote, “hated every second of it.” When he woke up this morning, she was gone, and instead of showing any interest in her whereabouts, he keeps inexplicably dropping in that he doesn’t feel that well today.
Where is your wife?
As a side note, we really like that Ning and Mark’s entire relationship was broken by one PT session and there doesn’t seem to be any feasible way to fix it. So true.
As the first couples arrive at the dinner party, Jules and Cam start gossiping about the time they went over to Lauren and Ex-Virgin Matt's place and Ex-Virgin Matt started yelling questions like, "WHAT IS LESBIAN," and "WHY ARE SWINGING," and "HOW ARE THREESOME," and they had to sedate him.
They are worried for Ex-Virgin Matt who has suddenly found himself on a very rude show with adult sexual themes and coarse language.
The experts, who are watching a live broadcast of the dinner party from their sleepover at Trish's house, become very cranky at Lauren.
It's clear to John Aiken that when she filled out her form, she did not print her full name which is clearly: Ex-Lesbian Lauren.