If you’ve seen Fifty Shades Darker, released last week in Australia, or read the book by E. L. James, then no doubt you’ve found yourself grappling with the all-important question;
“What do vag balls feel like?”
For anyone who has escaped the Fifty Shades frenzy – here’s some context.
Before attending a masked ball, the films leading man, Christian Grey, whips out some silver pleasure balls.
This leads his love interest and leading lady Anastasia to say “I’m not putting those up my butt!”
Oh. Um, no Anastasia. Not in your butt. That is not where they belong.
Rather, Christian asks that she get onto all fours, and he inserts silver balls into her vagina. Because that's what we all do before a night out on the town.
But guys, Anastasia is totally into it.
In the book she says, "I flush from the constant movement of the silver balls. They weigh down inside me, massaging me internally and make me needy, needy for sex. Oh, the sensation is exquisite."
Firstly, at the quality of the writing, but secondly at how they make her needy for sex. Goodness...
She attends the party and is aroused literally the whole time... which I guess is just the plot-line of all three books, but something about the balls make her particularly aroused.
Anastasia gives Christian a knowing look every time she a) claps, b) giggles, c) speaks to anyone or d) crosses her legs.