Everyone has a bucket list, and at Mamamia we have a pretty extensive one. But at the top items to tick off was this:
To paint a realistic, honest and downright real picture of what the heck is going on with our sex lives.
Why? Because currently stereotypes, porn and locker room brags are all we have to go off. And that ain't accurate at all.
So, we decided to get all ~scientific~ and coordinate a data-gathering mission in the form of a gigantic sex survey where women could anonymously give details of their sex lives.
While we were worried it would be just some enthusiastic Mamamia team members and some forced friends and family taking part, we're damn delighted to report that over 1000 women shared their stories - allowing us to properly paint that picture we were so desperate to do.
AND NOW WE HAVE THE RESULTS!
So, in true Mamamia fashion, we're going to recap them. That way you can get all the honest info in one spot.
How much sex are people actually having?
This is the age old question that occupies way too much of that awkward, anxious part of our brains. And why? Because approximately everyone on earth has lied about how much they’re getting jiggy with it.
Either people are having little to no sex with their partner and bullsh*t to say they’re having more. Or rampant couples are having heaps of sex and watering down their stats so people don’t 'judge' them for doing it too often.
But because we like to myth bust the heck out of things at Mamamia, we let our anonymous sex survey be the perfect platform for people to get honest about their actual sex quantities.
So what did we find out?
Well, 38 per cent of singles are having absolutely no sex at all. And then 16 per cent are only having a shag every couple of months.
When it comes to couples, it turns out the ‘fib’ that most loved-up people share is actually correct: The majority of them are having sex once or twice a week.
Disappointingly, the category getting the least amount of woohoo time is women in their fifties. Around 18 per cent of these wonderful women reported having no sex at all.
Obviously there is one major (potential) roadblock that needs to be raised in this segment: Kids. Children aren’t famously known for leaving their parents alone so they can ~reconnect~ with each other in the bedroom, but we are delighted to report that kids are not lowering sex stats at all! In fact, having a bonk one to two times a week remains the same across parents and non-parents.
What are people’s real sex number?
One of those awkward questions that people ask each other during dating shows like MAFS that make us cringe super hard. Because there is literally no correct answer.
...But there are honest answers: And we have them all.
Most people (we’re talking about 13 per cent of the 1000 women surveyed) have slept with between 11 and 15 people in their lifetime. Coming a close second (at 11 per cent) is the 'I’ve slept with more than 35 people' bucket.
43 per cent of singles report having slept with at least 11 people, whereas 32 per cent of people in a relationship have tallied that number.
Again, kids had zero impact on these results - with parents and non-parents having the same number of 11+ sexual partners.
When do people prefer to have sex?
Sexual clocks are often hard to sync up in relationships. You might be more of a nighttime sex fan, while your partner prefers a shag at the crack of dawn. It’s tough, we know.
And unfortunately, the stats don’t really clear anything up. In fact, 40 per cent of people prefer sex before bed while an equal other 40 per cent don’t care when they have sex - as long as they have it at some point!
The only trend we can yoink out of the data is that those in a relationship tend to prefer pre-bed sexy time, with 42 per cent clocking that as their fave time.
How often do women masturbate?
It can often be the topic that mates stray away from, preferring to talk about sexcapades over solo sessions - but it’s a conversation that needs to happen more. Why? Because masturbation is scientifically good for you. Good for your mental health as well as your sexual health, and we only get better at doing it if we research it and talk about it more. So let’s do that, right now.
Of our respondents to the Mamamia sex survey, 31 per cent logged one or two wanking sessions per week. 15 per cent clocked a once-a-fortnight vibe, and 14 per cent preferred a monthly go.
Interestingly, 13 per cent of respondents masturbate up to six times a week and 10 per cent said they never masturbate. Ever.
What do women do when they masturbate?
We feel like this is something that everyone has googled at some point in their life, because female masturbation is a big blurry world filled with a billion question marks. A situation only worsened by a distinct lack of chatter about masturbation between friends.
So, to clear things up, here’s a little snapshot of what we're actually doing during a solo session:
- “‘Humping’ a pillow. I lay on a pillow and rub/thrust like sex motions.”
- “Hand over the undies, firm pressure to the clitoris, slow circular motion laying on my back legs in bent and slightly apart.”
- “Lying on my back, no toys just me, and remember sexual highlights.”
- “Two fingers rubbing my clitoris while I think about going down on a woman.”
- “Used to be just my fingers but now I have to always have my Womaniser.”
- “Fingers (‘acoustic’ I think they say) on the side. Try not to use anything but imagination. Might use a photo.”
- “Lube and a mix of porn, toys and using my own hands.”
- “Rubbing my clitoris, sometimes inserting a finger. I also like rubbing my anus.”
- “Laying down on the bed with fingers. Maybe reading some sex stories.”
- “Satisfier vibrator first thing in the morning (hubby leaves for work early), and if it takes too long, I put on PornHub for a quick look.. with two kids I don't have time to dawdle!”
- “My wand. That thing is powerful! I usually don't like anything in me while masturbating.”
- “Laying on my stomach, scrunching up the corner of my doona and rubbing it against my clit.”
- “A combination of porn, clitoral suction vibrator and fantasising about whoever I'm currently keen on.”
Who actually watches porn when they masturbate?
Turns out a lot of us! 52 per cent of women sometimes watch porn when they have a wank and a further 15 per cent ALWAYS watch it when masturbating.
Single people are way more likely to turn to visual stimulation when having a solo session, and those without kids are also more likely to flick on a porno than those who do.
What surprising things are arousing the nation?
Just out of complete nosiness, we asked 1000 women what was something that they found surprisingly arousing? While a fair few said “doing this survey” (to which we say, thank you), these were some of the surprising answers:
- “A sex dream about my boss.”
- “Girl on girl sex arouses me, but I consider myself straight.”
- “The first time I used an electric massager for an injury.”
- “I recently watched a really compelling video of a man in drag - he was really sexy!”
- “I'm very aroused by bisexual men.”
- “Watching my husband work from home. Going into his 'work mode' super sexy and not a side of his personality that I'd seen before.”
- “I'm always surprised/a little bit ashamed when I'm aroused by rough sex or sexual assault scenes in movies.”
- “A weird yoga video that popped up on YouTube.”
Do people actually want to have a threesome?
Okay, let’s dive into who people want to be having sex with… because, fun!
When we asked 1000 women if they wanted to have a threesome, 43 per cent of them said ‘No thanks!’. Fair, you do you.
...But following shortly behind at 34 per cent were people who said a firm ‘maybe’ to the idea of having a threesome, and 23 per cent have either already had a threesome or are actively seeking one out.
Applications welcome, folks.
In terms of combos, most people are leaning towards the preference of one guy and two girls (at 57 per cent) and 36 per cent seeking out a one girl and two guys deal.
Single people were also way more interested in threesomes, with 57 per cent registering an interest in them, while only 36 per cent of coupled-up peeps were looking for a third person in the bedroom.
Where are people actually learning about sex?
There are a lot of concerns from parents, doctors, schools, the greater general public that our next generation is being educated purely by porn.
...And we hate to scare you, but it’s true. According to our survey results, people aged 16 to 24 are way more likely to use porn as a way to learn about sex than any other age group.
Do women need to orgasm for sex to be considered ‘good’?
Look, we know that already far too much focus during heterosexual sex is on the bloke and whether or not he cums. WE KNOW. And we really don’t want to perpetuate that narrative but…
It seems that the majority of women (47 per cent) don’t feel the need to cum during sex to classify the act as ‘good’.
...But, men of the world, please do not assume this is your get out of jail free card for not bothering to try! Simply read it as: Orgasming during sex isn’t ‘essential’ to a good session for a lot of women, but never attempting to make her cum ever again is hammering the nail into the coffin of your joint sex life.
Speaking of, when do people have their first orgasm?
Based off the Mamamia sex survey results it seems that most people tick this milestone off pretty young.
In fact, 31 per cent of people have had their first orgasm before they turn 14 years old. And that was shortly followed by 48 per cent who had ticked it off by their 20th birthday.
How many women are actually using sex toys?
Ahh sex toys.
One of our personal passions here at Mamamia, because this space has injected so much creativity, clever design and delightful features to make a woman feel damn satisfied. Plus, a lot of Lady Startups are in the space, and boy do we love to see that.
And it seems we’re not alone in this fandom! In fact, over 81 per cent of the women surveyed own and regularly use a sex toy.
While there were enthusiastic users across the board when it comes to sex toys, those in the age 16 to 24 bracket were actually the least likely to use a sex toy.
Is period sex really a dealbreaker?
Based off our results, it seems that periods certainly aren’t holding people back from having sex - as many may assume. Instead, it’s just causing people to readjust how they’re doing it and at what point in their period they are sleeping together.
So what does that mean exactly? Well, let us tell you….
40 per cent of women are down for period sex, as long as it’s not during the high-tide segment of their period - if you catch our drift.
22 per cent of women are down for sex on their period, regardless of what point in their cycle they’re at.
38 per cent of women are a firm and constant NO on the period sex front.
Regardless of where you personally stand in that lineup - any and all (and changing your opinion on it) is all completely valid. In fact, this applies to all factors of this data - just in case you’re wondering.
How many people are actively using contraception right this very second?
Well, maybe not right this very second…
For this result, you may be surprised to hear that 52 per cent of people currently don’t use any contraception at all. Nada. Not a single thing.
Those who are most likely to use contraception sit firmly in the age 16 to 24 bucket - tracking a healthy 85 per cent regularly using contraception.
But what forms of contraception are they using? Well. That’s where things get pretty fruity.
Currently winners of the ‘most popular form of contraception award’ are: The Pill (42 per cent), condoms (33 per cent) and IUDs (25 per cent).
And what contraception you pick is very much determined by age…
- If you're under 25 years old, you’re way more likely to lean towards The Pill.
- If you’re in your 30s you like to keep things classic with condoms.
- And if you’re over 50 years old, you’re probably a big fan of IUDs.
Have people ever felt pressured to not use a condom?
The pressure to have unprotected sex without a condom is disappointingly rife, particularly within the 25 - 29 age bracket.
47 per cent of respondents have felt pressured to have sex sans condom, and while singles are more likely to deal with this conundrum, 46 per cent of those in relationships have also dealt with condom-pressure too.
How many people use lube?
Adjacent to the condom chat, we have one question and one question only regarding lube: Do you use it?
With benefits of smoother, easier and less painful penetration, lube is almost always a welcome addition to any bedroom session. But it turns out only 49 per cent of people use it - leaving over half the respondents going at it dry or relying purely on their natural juices.
What is on Australian women’s sexual bucket list?
Ah. One of our favourite questions to ask and let people answer anonymously. Why? Because they don’t hold back.
Among the most popular responses of what people wanted to tick off in the bedroom, was (as previously mentioned) THREESOMES. But beyond that, here’s what people are keen to try next…
- "Sex on the beach"
- "Watching porn with my partner"
- "50 Shades style"
- "Swingers party"
- "Outdoor sex"
- "Being dominated by my partner"
- "Tantric sex"
- "Sex on the kitchen bench"
- "Light asphyxiation"
- "Hot drunk sex with a stranger"
- "Sex in a car wash"
- "Food play"
- "An affair"
- "Watching my partner with some else"
- "Period sex"
- "Giving my husband a prostate orgasm"
- "Multiple orgasms"
- "Using bondage restraints"
- "Anal sex"
- "Sex on a plane"
- "Sex with a LOT of eye contact"
- “Probably just actually wanting to do it again. Menopause has killed my libido”
What do women NEVER want to do in bed?
To see the flip-side of things we asked 1000 women what they never want to do in the bedroom, and there were a few repetitive answers that popped up.
Anal, butt stuff, licking ass and the like were firm NOs for a lot of respondents, followed up with a side serving of golden showers, scat and urinating that many were not ordering off the menu.
Despite some interest in these for the ‘bucket list’ responses, BDSM acts, choking and violent sex tracked high in the never-ever list too.
Consent was also a consistent theme, with people saying they would never “keep going when their partner says stop” or “hurt my partner. Even if they begged for it”.
What do people wish they were told about sex before they started having it?
The fact is most people dive into sex before they’ve really learned that much about it. The pearls of wisdom from friends often comes in the aftermath of disappointing sex, rather than before. So we asked 1000 women what they wish they were told about bonking before they started doing it.
Here’s some of our favourite responses:
- “How to orgasm.”
- “That I could say no.”
- “That body noises are normal and your partner won’t care that bits jiggle, sweat and make noises in weird positions.”
- “Female pleasure is just as important!”
- “That you can easily get pregnant.”
- “Use lube.”
- “That it can be absolutely amazing, but equally pretty rubbish.”
- “That vaginal orgasms are pretty rare.”
- “Do NOT have sex with boys in hopes of making them like you.”
- “It takes time to learn how to do things well.”
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