We’ve made it.
After approximately six weeks of grown men in chicken suits chucking tantrums/Jamie talking about Jamie in the third person/a lovely British man getting his willy wonka out and then proudly expressing his emotions… we are here.
Tonight, Angie will choose between a beautiful, long-haired man who sometimes yells at horses and… Carlin’s face.
LET’S DO THIS.
We open on Angie having a beach think.
She’s wondering what Ciarran’s up to and whether that’s Jamie behind the bushes.
She says tonight she has to choose between a cavoodle and a three legged dog who pisses all over the floor and true.
Angie decides it’s time for her parents to meet the boys so her dad can call Timm a long-haired hooligan and her mum can stare at Carlin’s face.
Timm is here and he’s doin a weird dance pls.
He's very excited because he's shaved off his mo as to not scare Angie's dad who hates the very essence of him.