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Mamamia recaps The Bachelorette: OH HONEY, NO. Jamie gives Angie a gift that she certainly doesn't want.

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Osher’s got no time for bullsh*t tonight.

We open on Jamie talking about… Jamie.

You see, Jamie would like a single date and a group date and also Jamie would just like to hide in the bushes and stare at Angie a bit.


A miscellaneous man walks in with a group date card. He seems quite chuffed with himself.

He reads out what’s written on the card and the clue is “I want a man who can stand and deliver. Will you be that guy?”.

Jamie suggests the date could involve “delivering anniversary presents to people together”.

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Sweetie, no. That's not a thing that anyone has ever done in the history of time and also space.

The boys going on the group date meet Angie at a theatre and walk in to find a very excited Osher pls.

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He explains that the guys are going to perform a stand up comedy set in front of a packed crowd because competing for a girlfriend on national telly wasn't humiliating enough for them.

Some guy called Harley tells them that they're probably not going to be funny and he's just here for the free snacks, then it's show time.

One guy just gets naked for no particular reason. Another just kind of talks about a plane and cries a little. Ciarran reminds everyone about that time he got his Willy Wonka out.

After the rest of the guys have a go, Timm with two Ms gets up.

He tells a tale involving three of the guys from the house, God, a bunch of ducks, and also some pigs.

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It's the weirdest joke ever to be told in front of a gigglin' Osher and we love him unconditionally for it.

In the end, Angie decides to spend the alone time with Ciarran because of his willy and also... his willy.

Things are going really well for Ciarran and his man bun until he describes his brothers and sisters as his "siblings" and then gets super confused about whether that was actually the word he wanted to use.

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Bless him.


It's single date time.

Angie takes Ryan on the single date to hear more about his doggos and also his tattoos.

They basically re-enact some key scenes from the brilliant 90s Aussie drama Police Rescue, before sitting on a feelings lounge to discuss their... feelings.


Angie discovers Ryan also has sweaty hands and becomes weirdly aroused and same.

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It's cocktail party time and Jamie has a present for Angie.

Sweet Jesus.

It's socks. He's given her a pair of socks.

Jamie says he hasn't given Angie socks because her bunion-covered claw walkers are scaring the small children, but because he wants her to believe in rainbows and happiness.

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"Mother won't mind you borrowing them."

It's just so weird of him.

Sweaty-handed Ryan then takes Angie for a chat and the rest of the guys accuse him of doing a sneaky sneak.

Some miscellaneous men do a yell at him and Ryan says "let's not forget this is The Bachelorette not let's all make friends with the blokes in the house" and true. 

The rest of the guys stand around the fire b*tchin' about Ryan and when Ryan and his sweaty hands walk over, Ciarran does a yell of "BOLLOCKS" and "INNIT" and then does a storm off.

Ryan accidentally puts out the fire with his sweaty hands and everyone is a bit sad about it tbh.


It's rose ceremony time.

Jamie and his weird socks get a rose.

Carlin and his face get a rose.

Timm and his two Ms get a rose.

Three men we've literally never seen before get sent home. They will leave a huge gap in precisely all of our lives. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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