@simple simon So what is the second answer? The suspense is killing me here! I need to know damnit

@laura__palmer In some cultures being sent to Tasmania was a punishment ;o)

@simple simon You may be right here - I'll have my people call your people and see if there is a consensus. 

@rush If you can fit $701 in it you should be fine and dandy. It's basic economics. ;o)

@gu3st Scrolling indeed. My pointer finger now looks more pumped than Arnie in his younger days.

@gu3st LOL What makes you so possessive of your eyebrows. Do you have a Menzies or Howard genetic background? In which case I get you.

Those really soft erasers that smelled like bubble gum. It was subtle, but a clear signal to the owners of hard grey/white

@laura__palmer You should definitely add socio-economic factors as well to get the full picture - but that opens a whole new can of worms

@simple simon LOL Yes I really do have a self imposed quota per day and per article - I don't want to sound like a rabid chipmunk.

@simple simon Nope, it was the dating article and I was replying to another person. Not sure if I messed it up or it was a glitch in the Matrix. It was probably me lol

@simple simon I've already answered one question about obscure dating terms used in this article - I need someone to take the baton from me and run with this ;o)

@mamamia-user-482898552  But why living under a rock?  How exactly are men expected to be privy to how women privately speak to each other?

@6pattycakes LOL I know what you mean. I'm still learning new terms like 'love bombing' and 'cat fishing'. I'm sure there are many more.

@gu3st You forgot to do the mic drop ;o)

@mamamia-user-482898552 I don't really have anything to add here except to show my appreciation for being introduced to the term "flying monkeys".

@laura__palmer .... and she came in at Number 2 lol

@laura__palmer You know that is not what @Kb1 was suggesting. 

From what I've seen so many Taytay songs are focused on past relationships. Which drives me to list the top 3 people I would not date.

All this after dating for only 3 months? phew - Taytay be craycray

I'm just ducking down to the shops for some milk, bread and a lobster tail. If anything is missing when I get back I'll be looking at y'all here suspiciously.