Yes folks, we're breaking new ground here and I apologise in advance for all the oversharing you're about to be walloped with.
Quick watch: Men hilariously try to explain women's sex toys. Post continues after video.
I am graciously tackling the Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar, which promises 24 kinky treats behind every door. And I'll be giving you a sneak preview of all the goodies you can get in there, as well as an honest opinion of what I really think of it - because at over $100 buckeroonies for this advent calendar you're gonna want the truth.
So here goes. 24 days of sex toy testing. Pray for
me my vagina.