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Forever.

Sir.

You cheated after... three weeks. That's... that's probably why you're in a horrible... place.

Meanwhile, despite having politely requested to gtfo of the experiment, Connie is trying to make her marriage work with Jonethen. "I fight for things I believe in," she says. "And I believe in us..."

LADY NO OFFENCE BUT WHY.

They've found a rogue Lizzie, because apparently sometimes you've got to make

Do you have any questions? Concerns?

But anywho, the experts

Match no. 487: Lizzie and Sebastian

Hi hello.

But hang on a moment.

As the experts are making their selection, we develop a very important question.

Who. The. F*ck. Are. These. People.

What happens to the reject men and where do they go.

Do they go into Channel Nine's vault of men for future reality shows y/n.

Match no. 1041: KC and Drew

Welcome, this will ruin you

Meanwhile, the experts tell us that Sebastian watched last year’s season, so yeah he’s going to know Lizzie. But perhaps more importantly, if you watched last year’s season then why are you… here.

He then begins talking to himself in the mirror and sure, he knows he looks good, but he’s worried that his personality might get in the way and we feel like this is a private moment between Sebastian and... himself... that we shouldn't be privy to.

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BUT SHH NOW LIZZIE IS WALKING DOWN THE AISLE AND DOES SEBASTIAN RECOGNISE HER FROM THE TIME SHE DEVELOPED AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WALL IN HER HOTEL ROOM BECAUSE SHE WAS FORCIBLY STUCK THERE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK AND THEN ENDED UP PUTTING PIZZA IN THE TOASTER YES/NO.

But then, bizarrely, the music becomes.... sci-fi.

DID YOU GET TO GO TO THE LOGIES

They kiss and the fake celebrant says something about how they're married now, and imagine watching your daughter get fake marriedtwiceto twodifferentstrangers in the course of a year.

As Lizzie and Sebastian are having their wedding photos taken, the producers overlay audio of Lizzie's last wedding, almost as though she's havingauditory hallucinations.

They would like to remind us that Lizzie got fake married before (we know) and it ended terribly (we remember) and maybe this time it will be different (it won't).

Flying fruitbowls

At the reception, Lizzie's mum corners Sebastian and asks if he's planning on making up a funeral anytime in the near future because she wouldnotappreciate it.

She explains that if he cheats on Lizzie then she'll "kill him" and you're not allowed to do that but okay.

In the end, Lizzie's mum decides that Sebastian is fine, but "I thought the other fella was genuine too" andJesus, really? Why?

Over at KC and Drew's wedding, everyone is crying because they're both so hot.

"I just... they're beautiful. Physically."

They both share with the camera that they think their match is "cute" and honestly that's further than most couples get.

Drew reads his vows to his new wife, and concludes with

Bizarrely, it seems like this is a real match and if they met at a club they wou