The couples are moving into their shared apartments and holy sh*t, free rent in Sydney almost makes up for the lifetime of trauma that will inevitably come from this experiment. Almost.
Cathy and Josh are the first to explore their new place, and they discover a photo from their wedding beside their bed.
But we… notice something.
Meanwhile, Luke cannot get over the lift in this building. It goes up and then down and then back up again, depending on what buttons you push. Sometimes it goes fast and you can feel it in your tummy and you know sh*t's f*cked when the highlight of your marriage thus far has been the infrastructure of your building.
But Poppy is, as always, distracted because she can't stop thinking about her twins Cock and Block. She tries to make jokes to lighten the mood but just keeps suggesting she throw Luke off the balcony or brutally murder him which feels unhealthy but okay.
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