Married At First Sight has been back on our screens for literally one day and we’re already wondering what the heck we did without it.
As expected, the new season got off to a dramatic start and our first two weddings between strangers, with Poppy and Luke and Cathy and Josh getting fake-married for love, but mostly teeth-whitening endorsements.
Poppy’s husband had a terrible accident. Post continues below video.
But before that, we watched as our prospective husbands and wives met in some godforsaken Sydney Airbnbs for their bucks and hens parties.
We liked this mainly because it helped us figure out who’s going to be responsible for the drama in the later episodes.
After sitting through nearly two hours of trash only MAFS can provide, here are the most bizarre moments from episode one of MAFS Australia 2020:
1. When they said they’d received 15,000 applications.
You’re telling us 15,000 people are willing to put themselves through an experiment with precisely no scientific backing?
I guess Instagram followers are worth it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯