Channel Ten has been doing some teasin’.
We know three people leave paradise tonight, and the ads keep asking us: IS IT KEIRA?
To be clear, Keira has never been happier than she is in paradise. She’s living off a liquid diet made up exclusively of mango daiquiris, has a Jarrod whom she owns, and gossip at her fingertips at all times.
Keira lives here now. She is never going home.
We begin with some riveting conversation which involves Michael asking Megan whether she thinks Lisa will give him her rose, and Megan awkwardly saying, “oh um… no, definitely not” but it’s quickly interrupted by one of Bachelor in Paradise’s favourite tropes: the ominous bird.