Megan has been in Osher’s commune for approximately four seconds when Florence, AKA Olga the 89-year-old politically incorrect Russian woman, makes a comment you’re just definitely not supposed to make about bisexual people.
“I don’t know much about Megan,” she says. “But I thought she was a lesbian.”
This show is entirely heteronormative and there would obviously be no way for a lesbian to fit in with this ridiculously simplistic narrative. We all know it. It’s why we turn off the critical thinking part of our brains when we watch it.
Unsurprisingly, Florence is mostly mad at Jake. She spots a makeup stain on his shirt and yells at him aggressively to find out where it came from. He assures her it’s just from “a hug, babe” and we’re not sure why he’s calling an angry 89-year-old ‘babe’ but okay.
Olga wants to know why Jake hasn't spoken to her all day, and he insists it's because he hasn't had the chance which would be fine if Jake LITERALLY HAD ANYTHING ELSE TO DO TODAY. ANYTHING. FFS.
Oh Jesus who let Jarrod wear a fedora.
We think it might have been Osher who took Jarrod aside this morning and said, "Look mate, no hat no play, you're sunburnt on your sunburn and you're making people uncomfortable."
He has to choose one woman for his date today, but Jarrod is chill. Relaxed. Unfussed. The only thing he's concerned about is where Ali is at all times, so he can effectively chart her ovulation cycle as to put his babies in her womb this month, pls.