…To spend a day or two in New Caledonia with before their inevitable break up (yes, we are 92.6 per cent sure they’ve already broken up, for these very legitimate reasons, but we digress).
Is it Britt or Sophie? We want to know now.
Why? Well, because
we are impatient we’ve had our emotions toyed with enough this season and, look, we honestly think it would be better for our mental health if we just knew the answer already.
And, guys, it involves science.
via GIPHY Us right now.
Well, reality TV outfit science, if that’s even a thing.
Hear us out.
Monique Friedlander’s Dress Theory – a gift bestowed upon us two years ago – is that in the top three final shot, the winner always wears black. It did let us down once, but it’s still a pretty solid call.