"All the excuses in the world... she couldn't take her handbags with her."
"Geez, six hours! My wife was in labour longer than that."
"Maybe some cotton wool and a latte will make it all better."
And then there were all the laughing emojis.
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The Sydney PR Queen had battled through the first few SAS Australia challenges.
She'd flung herself backwards out of a helicopter, but regularly fell behind while walking uphill with a 20kg pack and struggled in a physical fight against friend and former Ironwoman Candice Warner.
Multiple times, Jacenko, 40, complained about being in physical pain.