1. “I’ve said all I need to say.” The feud between MAFS’ Martha and Sunrise’s Kochie continues.

In case you missed it, Sunriseco-host David Koch andMarried At First Sight’sMartha Kalifatidis are feuding after the Logies on Sunday night.

You see, on Monday morning Kochie accused Martha of elbowing him in the ribs while on the red carpet.

“I’ve still got bruises in the ribs from theMarried At First Sightwoman who elbowed me on the way through,” Kochie told his co-hosts Sam Armytage and Natalie Barr.

It's the feud we never knew we needed...

"The one with the dark hair?" Barr clarified. "She was fierce."

Martha then hit back with a YouTube video alongside her partner Michael as they debunked thevery seriousallegations.

"You don’t know me," she addressed the co-hosts. "I have never spoken to you. You think it’s okay to sit on the morning show and make up this story that I elbowed what’s his name?"

"I didn’t even speak to you the whole night!"

Martha added: "I was like dude, you’re like my dad’s age. My dad would never say something about some young girl."

But excuse us, the feud obviously doesn't end there. Kochie has since spent his time responding to the feud.

Watch Martha's YouTube video about the Logies below. Post continues after video.

Well, actually, he was asked by a Daily Mail reporter who was waiting outside the Sunrise studios on Wednesday morning.

Yes. This feud has now got to that level. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

"Maybe I put myself in a dangerous position between her and a photographer," Kochie admitted. "And for that I apologise."

"I've said all I need to say on Martha, we did on air," he added.

2. It turns out Karlie Kloss cut ties with Victoria's Secret to be a better feminist.

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Model Karlie Kloss has shared she quit her role as a Victoria's Secret Angel after three years to become a better a feminist.

"The reason I decided to stop working with Victoria’s Secret was I didn’t feel it was an image that was truly reflective of who I am and the kind of message I want to send to young women around the world about what it means to be beautiful," Kloss told British Vogue.

"I think that was a pivotal moment in me stepping into my power as a feminist, being able to make my own choices and my own narrative, whether through the companies I choose to work with, or through the image I put out to the world," the 26-year-old added.

However despite her feminist awakening, the model did return to the lingerie company in 2017 after a two year break, reappearing during the Shanghai runway show.

And just last year she defended Victoria's Secret relevance in the #MeToo era, saying: "A show like Victoria’s Secret is so relevant in the world we live in today. There’s something really powerful about a woman who owns her sexuality and is in charge."

Which... kind of contradicts what she is saying now.

3. Oh. The US Bachelorette had sex with a contestant in a windmill... twice.

If there's one question we've ever had about the BachelorandBachelorette it's whether the contestants actually have sex, when they have sex and how they have sex.

(Okay, probably not so much the last one – we know how that works).

And while we've been led to believe that here in Australia they usually don't, in the US, they're much more forthcoming with the information.

In fact, in the latest US installment of the franchise, theirBacheloretteactually admits to having sexin a windmilland please excuse us while we furiously Google how to watch it in Australia.

In a preview for an upcoming episode,BacheloretteHannah Brown confronts a contestant after he appears to shame her for having sex with one of the men on the show.

“Let’s say you have had sex with one or multiple of these guys, I would completely remove myself from this relationship,” he tells her while the pair are on a date and eurgh, we already don't like him.

Hannah, 24, is clearly shocked by the comment and responds: “My husband would never say what you’ve said to me. I have had sex, and honestly, Jesus still loves me.”

She then adds: “From obviously how you feel, me f*cking in a windmill, you probably wanna leave.”

Ohhhhh damn.

But it gets better, with Hannah later telling producers: “I f*cked in a windmill? And guess what? We did it a second time.”

We don't even care that we do not see sexual allure of a windmill in the slightest, Hannah is our new favourite person.

4. This hilarious diagram is the most accurate depiction we've ever seen of Big Little Lies.

Big Little Liesseason two is finally out and doing a very good job of occupying much of our time.

Big Little Lies season 2, thank you for giving us a reason to stay indoors.

But among many, many excellent Meryl Streep moments, it's also birthed one of the most amazing tweets we've ever seen in relation to any TV show ever.

You see, ever since the explosive end to season one, the women of Monterey Bay have spent a lot of time... thinking. And driving. And thinking while driving. Often on the way to or from dropping their kids at school.

In case you’ve forgotten, season one of the show wrapped up when Bonnie (Zoë Kravitz) pushed Perry (Alexander Skarsgård) down the stairs to his death, so they're all grappling with the pressure of keeping their very big secret. It's intense stuff and of course, still great watching.

But while we wait for the next big thing to happen... each woman tends to follow the same structure of her day.

And so, Twitter user @bobbyfinger devised this brilliant calendar:

Celeste, Bonnie, Madeline, and Renata all have the same calendar. pic.twitter.com/s4igIkd7Jm

— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) July 1, 2019

Genius.

5. In 2004, Bree Amer was evicted from the Big Brother house... twice. This is her life now.

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Remember Bree Amer?Big Brother2004?

You'll recognise her photo if not her name.

Well. She's just welcomed a baby girl called Harlow to her brood of two.

"Hunter is nailing his big brother role, let's hope it stays that way when he realises she is coming home with us!" she wrote on Instagram.

So if you're thinking – whatcha been up to Bree? Don't worry, we've got you.

Read what Bree has been up to since her Big Brother days in our earlier article.