Do you hear that? Those are the cries of insomniacs the world over.
In a new interview for the Wall Street Journal, Dakota Johnson has shared a quote that feels like a distant, beautiful, impossible dream to us. It is *unreal*. It's like, if you handed us a lamp harbouring a magical genie, the thing we would wish for before anything else.
Fourteen – yes, FOURTEEN – god damn hours of sleep a night.
"Sleep is my number one priority in life," she told the publication. "I'm not functional if I get less than ten. I can easily go 14 hours."
Sobbing into my mug of coffee.
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Johnson's Wall Street Journal quotes have, of course, fascinated the world. Fourteen hours is simply absurd to 99 per cent of us, right? But it gets better.
Johnson also shared that she's a big fan of bath time, which can actually be any time at all.
"I will get in a bathtub at any moment, any time of the day," she said. "If in the middle of the day, I'm like, 'Oh God, what is this world?' I'll get in the bathtub. I find water really grounding."