Justin is wearing first class Qantas pyjamas and he hasn’t said anything yet but shut up.
For some reason he insists on sleeping with a fort of pillows between he and his fake wife, which begs the question: Why get fake married? If you’re not gonna spoon your fake wife? On your fake honeymoon?
There's one more couple and holy sh*t we shan't sit through another wedding. We shan't.
Sean's had over 200 sexual partners, which isn't a question anyone asked. He looks like someone, but also everyone from One Direction and at this stage of the 'experiment' even John Aiken is asking, "Why Married at First Sight?"