We open with an excitable narrator informing us that Patrick and Charlene didn’t get much sleep last night because they were busy doing things of a sexual nature.
Namely, intercourse. With their genitals.
Charlene likely has a UTI and we just hope she gets some antibiotics before her honeymoon.
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But you know who doesn’t have a UTI? Davina. Because she f*cking hates her husband.
Ryan won’t stop snoring and Davina is having none of it. She yells at him which tbh feels… justified.
It’s time for the honeymoons, and no one has ever been as excited about a free trip to Singapore as Jo.
She wants a swim in the pewl. She wants cheap beer. She wants some souvenirs for the kids. She wants to watch some movies on the plane. But alas, she falls asleep as soon as she sits down, and manages to sleep the entire way there while Sean sits next to her in silence, willing the plane to go down.
Once they arrive at their hotel, Jo exclaims, "Shit no! Never stayed anywhere like this ever!" and also claims the hotel room is bigger than Adelaide which seems unlikely.