Can you believe that loving couple and ambassadors of the political PDA, Donald Trump and Melania Trump, have been married for 16 years?
While there has been multiple reality shows, a grabbing-by-the-pussy scandal, a four-year stint in the whitehouse, two rounds of attempted impeachments and an actual wife body double (hey #FakeMelania), these two have surprisingly stood the test of time.
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And when any celebrity marriage goes the distance, we like to go right back to the lavish spot where it started: The wedding.
...and you can bet that this one literally took the cake when it comes to being as over the top as physically possible.
So let’s take a look at every weird and wonderful detail from Donald Trump and Melania Trump’s wedding day. Buckle up, folks.
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First up, let’s get the key details down pat. And to do this, I’d like to present you with an invitation to this Trump-soiree…
You are cordially invited to the matrimony of Donald Trump and Melaina Knauss.
When: January 22, 2005.
Where: Trump’s multi-million dollar Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida.
Accommodation: Provided for in aforementioned resort by the Trump Co, where you’ll be greeted with bathrobes embroidered with your initials, complimentary spa treatments, and a few rounds of golf ahead of the ceremony.
Dress Code: As lavish as you can possibly manage.
And in case you were wondering who else received invitations just like this, here were just a handful of names you might recognise: