You probably don't know this about me, but I'm somewhat of a house expert at Mamamia.
If there's a rental crisis, I'm writing about it. A celebrity house tour? I'm recapping it. If there's something to say and there's a 'house' anywhere involved in the headline, I'm imprinting my mark somewhere.
Have I done anything of note to make me an expert on homes? Besides living in them my whole life??? I rest my case.
And today, we're discussing all the things that make your home look rather... cheap.
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What do you mean by cheap, Shannen?
Well, before you crucify me, let me just say that I don't really care how people choose to decorate their homes unless they are a celebrity (because they have too much money and I'm of the personal belief they need to be humbled often to make them more likable).
I understand how people are much too concerned with keeping a roof over their heads at the moment, rather than worrying about interior design.
But as someone who is also living in the rental crisis and is personally suffering from it, it brings me joy to make fun of things I don't like.