Now, I’m not big on ‘rules’ but there is one I like to live by, which is this:

Start each day with an orgasm.

Hear me out, ok? More than me being just a bit of a tart, masturbation has an absolute wealth of benefits. I find getting a cab (or two) off the rank each AM means it’s pretty damn difficult NOT to have a good day!

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With a belter climax all up in my mornings achievements, I feel relaxed, confident, calm, happy, patient, creative, clear minded and generally - just like an absolute queen!

And if I’m hungover, or feel a migraine coming on, it’s completely, utterly non-negotiable, since an orgasm is a proven analgesic - capable of alleviating pain!

There’s also that little spring in your step, sparkle in your eye and flush in your cheeks, making you look as radiant as you feel. And I swear that a big, breathless, butt-clenching climax even tones up your abs and firms your arse… is there anything it can’t do?

Orgasms are the absolute best! And if it’s been a while since you romanced yourself, I wholeheartedly implore you to get amongst it.

Beauty writer by day, dildo fairy by night, I get an absolute crap-tonne of DM’s asking for vibrator recommendations, and honestly? Where to start?!

There isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach, there are, frankly, an overwhelming amount of options, and women’s bodies and brains respond to different things.

At the risk of getting way too familiar with a total stranger, I typically respond with: “Well how do you usually come?” and once we’ve swapped secrets and become newly minted BFF’s, I’ll go from there.

Figuring there’s probably some sort of gap in the market when it comes to sex toy suggestions, I’ve compiled this list of my fave 'intimate devices' - categorised by how you like to get off. So, now we can be BFF’s, too!

If oral is your jam: Satisfyer Pro 2, $64.99.

Without a shadow of a doubt, get the Satisfyer Pro 2. Remember THIS article? Yep, no less than 8 orgasms did it give me, and it’s recently been relaunched in a sexy, matte black. This is the world’s best-selling stimulator and trust me when I say it is absolutely necessary.

If you FROTH on a fingering: Bliss Wand Massager, $65.99.

For some, the simulated suckers don’t quite cut it and they just want a bit of good old-fashioned external action. The Bliss Wand gives broad coverage and has a flexible neck for optimal maneuvering.

Also, can I just add - LOVE a multipurpose product, and this also doubles as a legit massager for achy muscles, an excellent way to clear clogged ducts if you’re breastfeeding AND a pretend microphone for impromptu karaoke!

I also know someone who, er, pops it into her newborns bassinet for sweet, sweet humming sounds / vibrations to help get the baby off to sleep.

Can’t put a price on that!

When you wanna get all up in your G: VUSH X ABBIE G-Spot Vibrator, $134.99.