Stanley cups now have tiny backpacks and accessory clips for your keys, snacks, lip balms and hand sanitiser — and I hate it.
In case you've been snoozin', we're in the midst of some kind of hydration domination, and if you're not carrying around a 10-litre water bottle with you at all times, people are concerned.
For reasons that are unclear, the Stanley cup is now a lifestyle.
Because somewhere between the bubblers at school and celebrities endorsing Evian, our entire population became deeply infatuated with fancy metal water vessels. And now we are moving backwards as a society.
Watch: If you want to get SUPER fancy, you can ~infuse fruit~. Post continues below video.
Let's cast our minds back to the beginning of the year when suburban shoppers were filmed camping out at 4am and scuffling — nay, FIGHTING — over limited-edition Stanley cups.
Like, grown adults were LITERALLY GETTING TRAMPLED trying to get their hands on a special edition pink 'Galantine's Day' drink bottle.
And for the love of hyper-consumerism, how did we get here?
@whoslulugirl_2 Decided to vlog the whole morning! The cup is so cute!!✨🩷🫶🏻 #stanleyxstarbucks #stanleycup #starbucks #winterpink #stanley #target #vlog ♬ original sound - Bella💞
In another video, a man was shown jumping over a Starbucks counter, stealing a cup and being wrestled to the ground and pinned down by other customers, before taking off.
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