I don’t really know how to start this. Partly because I’m afraid my half bitten off fingernails are going to give my identity away, but also because, how does one start a sex toy review?
Do we launch right into the bit about how the rabbit’s vibrations felt on my clitoris? Or like any good sexual encounter – with a penis, hand or toy – do we start slow? Do we have to get to know each other?
I guess all you need to know about me is I’ve only used one or two vibrators before, mainly because they’re so expensive and my fingers are free.
The possibility of orgasms on-call and change from a $50? YES. Please.
That said, considering how a lot of vibrators carry a price tag more than double that, I was concerned about the quality of the phallic shaped thing I’d be putting in me.
I’ve paid more for hot dinners. Would a vibrator that gives me change from a $50 deliver the happy ending I was after?
To find out, I flicked off the lights, got comfy on my back and thrusted on with things.