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I think we can all agree that things got slightly… out of control last night.
Someone called a certain astrophysicist an, erm, woof woof… by the pool pool.
That woof woof was repeated in another pool pool and then 489454 times at the cocktail party.
There were so many woof woofs, by the end of the rose ceremony Osher was in the foetal position in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth and whispering “Woof woof, pool pool, woof woof, pool pool”.
It was hard for him.
Today is a brand new day and Oshie is back and he’s got a silly new game pls.
He’s decided the best way to put the, erm, woof woof incident behind everyone is to get Abbie and Monique to literally FIGHT TO THE DEATH for a bouquet that Matt hurls at them using a giant sling shot.
Just your standard run of the mill sling shot date with your 10 sister wives. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯