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Two white people are trying to enjoy a date which involves unnecessary forms of transport and they need your full attention.
After Matt and Monique drive in a car to get on some planes, they sit in front of another plane to chat about their feelings.
It feels… excessive.
When Mamamia met The Bachelor. Post continues after video.
Look. This is all lovely but we don’t care CAUSE WE SEEN THE PROMO AND WE KNOW ABBIE’S ABOUT TO STIR SOME SHIT.
You see, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. That time of the year when Osher creates a “photoshoot” with the sole aim of getting the womens to stand around in groups b*tchin’ about each other.
We like it a lot.
This year’s theme is “leading ladies” and also “fairytale endings” which makes zero sense to anyone who’s actually seen the movie version of Romeo and Juliet.
Anywho, the first photoshoot involves a woman allegedly named “Issy” playing dead, Nichole with a H and
Jessika Power Rachael playing tradies who would definitely fight you in the pub, and some other random woman playing… actual death.