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There be bitchin’.
We open on the “old girls” telling Vakoo about that time the “new girls” turned up at the mansion and tried to steal their shared boyfriend of approximately one week.
Jessika Power Rachael says it was… scandalous and true.
They explain they don’t like these “new girls” who look exactly like them because they’re different.
They’d very much like them to go back to where they came from, which we’re pretty sure is a place called Instagram… which they also came from. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We then move to the “new girls” who are very pleased with their transition from “new girls” to “slightly less new girls”. The words “welcoming” and “kind” are used which is confusing to precisely everyone.
Jessika Power Rachael.
Matt is meeting Elly at Flemington Racecourse because… Melbourne.
She won the Golden Ticket, you see, and instead of getting to witness a fat kid drowning in a chocolate river, she has to spend some quality time with Matt in his hometown.
It’s sad for her.
They meet Gai Waterhouse. She’s quite enthusiastic about horses. When Elly isn’t looking she does a sneaky sneak and tries to steal the bachelor.
He was definitely into it.