IT’S THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY and if you even try to speak to us while this masterpiece is being televised, we will call the police.
We open on David reliving the trauma of the dinner party, but it seems Hayley remembers things a lil’ differently.
“I got him to crack a smile,” she tells the camera proudly.
“We had a kiss. It wasn’t like a romantic kiss,” she says, and yes, that’s the thing about nonconsensual intimacy. It tends to lack… romance. But according to Hayley, she and David had really good ‘banta,’ like when she demanded he carry her and he said no, mostly because he didn’t want to.
Speaking of 'banta' Aleks is mad at Evarn ever since Hayley called him a f****** c*** at the dinner party, and look. There are a lot of things we blame Evarn for. Not being able to pronounce his own name, for example. And telling his mother to "stop acting" when he brought a camera crew into the family home. But we feel like it's not Evarn's fault that Hayley cracked it at him. She was feeling sensitive ever since the producers gave her a formal warning for attempting to have sex with her (estranged) husband during dinner service.
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