1. The weird prank that confused onlookers straight after Kate Middleton gave birth.
For some reason, when you’re Kate Middleton and you give birth, you’re not allowed to hang around in stretchy pants and then go home in your pyjamas to contemplate what the HELL just happened to your body and/or your life.
Instead, you have to stand out the front of the hospital, just hours after welcoming an actual human to the world, and smile.
In anticipation of this bizarre tradition, onlookers in London waited eagerly outside St Mary’s Hospital on Monday for a glimpse of the newest addition to the British royal family.
But as they were waiting, something strange happened.
A black cab drove past with the Queen in it.
— Ben Jary (@BenJary) April 23, 2018
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