If you’ve reached the age where stain-removing devices get you a little hot under the collar, then yay, welcome to the club.

Similar to the flurry of excitement caused by the words: Dyson Vacuum Cleaner, the new cool tool on the block is the Bissell Spot Cleaner.

Stay. With. Us.

According to the very knowledgeable members of the Mums Who Clean Facebook group, this compact little machine will remove a range of sins, from blue slime, lipstick, wine, and general ‘life muck’. Because while we’ve been told to not cry over spilt milk, red wine on a beige carpet is a whole other story.

It's small, but mighty. Image: Bissell.

The device uses jets of water to pummel and suck the stains out of carpets, couches, curtains, rugs, and any other upholstered surface you can accidentally fling a glass of Ribena at.

While it's not the cheapest cleaning gadget at $249, judging from the photos alone, the thing clearly works. It's also a whole lot cheaper than buying a new couch, or saying goodbye to your rental deposit.

To see if the machine lives up to the hype,Mamamiaasked five Bissell devotees to share photographic evidence of the Spot Cleaner's efficacy. And let's just say,ahem, you can take our money right now.

Jumped on the Bissell bandwagon today! This couch was claimed by a bulldog who dribbled ALOT! Worth every penny! - Brittany. Image: Supplied.

My Bissell Spot Cleaner has been brilliant part of my weekly cleaning routine with a toddler and being a busy wife. It’s left so many things I thought uncleanable, clean. It’s a miracle machine. So much grime and dirt is gone - Janelle. Image: Supplied.

Winning! - Mel. Image: Supplied.

Bissell spot cleaner ???????????? - Sarah. Image: Supplied.

Borrowed mum's Bissell cleaner. Disgusted in my before photo, but how AMAZING! - Paige. Image: Supplied.

Still not convinced? Here are some glowing reviews via social media, which have us itching to take the leap right now.

There’s a time in your life when you go from being a kid to an adult. I’ve hit that time in my life since spilling RED wine on my white carpet, buying a carpet spot cleaner (thanks bissell) the next day and cleaning it like a MF CHAMP pic.twitter.com/N0hmDsnJ2n

— Han ???? (@Hannasf_) March 14, 2019

We rest our case.

Have you tried to Bissel Spot Cleaner? Does it live up to the hype? Tell us in a comment below.