Australia’s in the midst of a #bonkban because Barnaby Joyce has ruined the pleasurable mixing of sex and politics for the entire nation, but over in America, it’s a different story.
A new dating website, Trump.Dating, has been launched, promising to “Make America Date Again.”
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Created by a company called Friends Worldwide Inc, the site is of course not affiliated with the White House – apart from using the President’s actual name in its URL of course.
There are two criteria for members; you must be pro-Trump. And you must be straight.
— Tim Mak (@timkmak) February 17, 2018