I've come to complain about a couple I did not know was even together until approximately nine hours ago.
Pretty Little Liars actor Troian Bellisario and Suits star Patrick J. Adams are in fact married, ICYMI. And have been since 2016. They also have two children together, which is an uncomfortable feeling for me because how did this happen without me realising it?
How could I have been so stupid?
My point is, I have not been paying enough attention to Bellisario and Adams — and I clearly should have been because this week, they showed their home off in a classic Open Door tour with Architectural Digest.
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Their 1924 Spanish Colonial Revival home in Los Angeles is, in short, freaking spectacular.
It hits every good bone in your body when you virtually walk through it.
But that doesn't mean I don't want to point out some... inconsistencies I've noticed. Considering I am an expert on having opinions (ahem: my David Harbour and Lily Allen house recap and Sarah Paulson trailer recap), I thought I should share them with you all.