I never thought I'd say this, but can we spare a thought for Bachie Felix?
Not only is he trying desperately to manifest his first *real* grown-up relationship, it might just involve unsolicited polyamory.
We've all been there, haven't we?
Maybe just me then.
In case you missed it, Felix, a self-confessed "white picket fence type of guy", is currently in a bit of a pickle because the woman he's falling in love with has a boyfriend/sex slave.
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Jessica, his clear frontrunner, has been in a relationship with a man called Damien for 9 years, and has been noncommital about the prospect of giving that up. Especially the sexual component.
On Tuesday night's episode, when asked by a couples counsellor if she would end things with Damien if Felix ultimately picked her, she said she would.
Then she did a complete 180 while debriefing with Felix's other contender, Abigail.
Her ideal scenario would be to keep sleeping with Damien while doing long-distance with Felix.
It's a hard watch - seeing the most emotionally ill-equipped of this year's trio of Bachelors so visibly stuck between a rock and a hard place... or a Jessica and a Damien, as it were.