If there’s one thing Netflix is really good at, it’s making movies that are so bad they’re also sort of… good.
The Christmas Prince (and The Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding), The Kissing Booth and now, thriller turned probably-unintentional-comedy Secret Obsession which dropped on the streaming service last week to name a few.
We don’t know how they do it. Witchcraft, maybe.
Warning: The Secret Obsession trailer basically gives away the whole film. Post continues below video.
Anyway! If you haven’t already spent nearly two hours of your life watching Secret Obsession, audibly cursing “WTF” every few minutes, you could just watch the full length trailer which gives the entire movie away.
But then you would miss out on some seriously confusing plot holes and, more importantly, need to spend even more time scrolling Netflix trying to decide on something to watch.
If you have already watched Secret Obsession, then you know what I’m talking about. This movie is wild and most of it makes absolutely no logical sense. Let me explain:
Firstly, when Jennifer is hiding from her attacker in a rest stop bathroom stall she is gasping so loudly there is absolutely no way he would not have heard her. But alas, he insists on following the typical horror movie trope of opening every single stall slowly, which gives Jennifer enough time to escape.