STOP EVERYTHING.
We need to talk about boys. Boys and pillows, specifically.
Has anyone ever noticed that men always have flat pillows? Have you ever wondered why?
One Twitter user did this week and it sparked a furious internet debate, because of course it did.
Every man i know sleeps with flat pillows. Fucking weirdos. Where are the fluffy pillow men.
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) August 27, 2018
“Every man I know sleeps with flat pillows,” user Gina Guillotine wallowed, before asking “where are the fluffy pillow men”.
1. SAME and 2. why have we never discussed this before?
From the bottom of our hearts, thank you, Gina, for bringing this to our attention.
The tweet divided users, with people fessing up to either being team flat (um, no) or team fluffy. People got technical, people got angry, and some men even stepped forward to claim the title of a ‘fluffy pillow man’. We believe them to be liars.
Behold some of the best tweets below:
i literally do not fucking trust people who sleep w like 1 flat pillow… like wtf where is ur neck support? ur comfort? also ppl who can sleep without a blanket???? what??? bitch u live like this????????
— deadbeat wine dad (@kaisalad) August 28, 2018
Top Comments
A down pillow, neither flat nor overly fluffy that you can shape into a U shaped cradle or egg cup is where the real action is at.
Plus, they also act as a damage +4 armament for pillow fights. It's these small, yet important details that people are missing here.
I've actually had a hard time finding a pillow I like as of late. As in, one that's not super thin but then also isn't just a puffy, won't fit in the pillowcase properly, nightmare. I grabbed some Tontine's (which I usually get) and they seem different, like they've changed the stuffing or something.
I do wonder about people who have a double bed or bigger and only one or two pillows though. I like two, but I still have four on my bed because 2 in the middle or to one side looks off to me.