It’s a known fact that the worst part about being an adult is work emails.

Like sure, you can eat cereal for dinner without anyone telling you off but you also have to go back and forth with Barbara for DAYS spouting “per my last email” and “as discussed” and it’s PURE TORTURE.

Because you can’t just come out and tell Barbara she’s an idiot with comprehension issues. Obviously, work emails require a certain level of professionalism and we all know what that means: Lots of “No, no, it’s fine!” through gritted teeth and a strong, strong need to avoid direct confrontation.

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Your work inbox is literally a breeding ground for passive-aggressiveness. In order to get anything done, you must resort to some truly insane sentences that you’d nevereversay in everyday life.

No one in the history of the world has left a real-life conversation with the words ‘kind regards’.

If you’re new to work emails, or… not as cynical as the rest of us, you can be forgiven for thinking someone actually does hope you are well. On the surface emails from colleagues seem polite – kind, even – but dig a little deeper and you’ll see their “:)” for what it really is: Pure rage.

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“Per my last email” is corporate code for “open your god damn eyes andread, Barbara.”

It’s time we truly acknowledge our go-to email lines for what they are: pass-ag AF.

Twitter user Delia Paunescu realised how strange this phenomenon is and asked her followers to share “most insufferable work gibberish phrases.”

Examples include:

And so on, over and over, until we retire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kind regards!

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