Guys, we need to talk about the glorious creature that is Nasser from Married At First Sight.

We… we… don’t deserve him.

He’s perfect.

He loves Gab and he loves all of us and he just wants to sit in the corner and gossip with Sarah and SAME.

He got upset when Dean played Tracey and Davina and he thinks his wife is SUPER HOT and he’s not afraid to say it. LISTEN: The Twins discuss Nasser and his wife Gab, who seem like they’ve been together for perhaps decades. Post continues after audio…

Here are all the reasons Nasser is the best thing to ever happen to reality TV (sans Sara-Marie from the first season ofBig Brother):

Listen to Clare and Jessie Stephens debrief on all the biggest talking points from last night’s MAFS.

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