Before this week, I hadn’t given much thought to the state of Mason Disick’s eyebrows.
If you read that and thought, ‘Mason, who?’ then welcome, my esteemed friend. You clearly have never watched an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and have hobbies superior to my own.
Mason – the child of Kourtney Kardashian (she’s the short one who likes to eats paleo sauerkraut, or something) – hopefully has no idea that the hair on his face can be deemed ‘wrong’ or ‘right’. Mostly because he wasn’t even alive for Y2K. Hell, the kid didn’t even exist when Beyonce’s Single Ladies was released. He’s eight. He too busy watching his iPad and boarding private jets to care about such trivial matters.
But the people? Oh, the people care about Mason’s eyebrows. And they want Scott Disick (the one who’s dating a teenager and weirdly insists on being called “The Lord”) to do something about them.
Something of a petition was kickstarted in the comments section of
Scott’s I mean The Lord’s Instagram post demanding the father-of-three run to the nearest Priceline and pick up some tweezers immediately.