Kyle Sandilands

Your Honour?

Actual cases will be heard and all rulings are real.

For some unknown reason, the people having their cases heard actually gave written consent for Kyle to act as their mediator ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

One case will see formerBig Brothercontestant Skye Wheatley presenting to the court about a botched boob job.

On KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O Show this morning, Kyle said Skye is genuinely seeking to sue the company involved. So, naturally,Trial by Kyleseemed like the best option for results.

"When you decide to enter mediation, not to go to "real" court, that’s what happens anyway," he explained of the role of a mediator.

Shannon Noll makes an appearance.

Kyle will throw a temper tantrum.

While he was reluctant to give too much away, he had this to say about the case involving the "two idiots":

We are still unsure whether Kyle understands that Toadie is a fictional character.

He “doesn’t give a f**k” if his show gets picked up or not.

Kyle is going to give people money (only if he deems they’re “not a f**ng idiot").

Anna Heinrich will use her legal training to assist Kyle.

The former Bachelor contestant and criminal lawyer appears in the episodes to analyse evidence for Kyle.

Kyle will be watching the show at home in his undies.