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I’ve never been a fan of dick pics. They don’t really do anything for me. But of course, I, like many women, get sent plenty from men I’m dating and, occasionally, from men who I am not dating.
Because of my strong belief that “It’s not about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean,” the only times I actually respond to dick pics are during phone sex because I’m not about killing the mood.
My responses are usually the classic “mmhhmm” or “oooooh” or my personal favourite, “thanks.”
The Mamamia Out Loud team talk about the ‘no fap’ movement (psst: that would be masturbation.) Post continues below.
The only time I’ve ever responded differently to a dick pic was around two years ago. I was dating a guy I met through a friend from university. And by dating I mean we hung out twice. So things were clearly getting pretty serious.
One night we were on the phone, talking about our previous relationships, and came to the conclusion that we both (unsurprisingly) wanted something quick, casual and fun. Me, being a big fan of a “root and boot,” got super excited and I quickly initiated phone sex.
Honestly… best phone sex of my life. He knew exactly what to say, when to say it and yes, quite a few photos were exchanged in the process. But nothing south of the border.
After we (he) was done, we decided that we were going to “hang out” at his place the next night.
The next evening came around and while I was getting ready to leave, I started to feel a bit nervous. So I thought I should try to get myself in the mood. For the first time ever, I requested dick pics.