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I’m crying.
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Let me explain.
This story begins with two rather fundamental misconceptions about women.
The first is that women's genital area - also known as the vulva - is actually just a mound, much like one you'd see on a Barbie doll.
The second is that the female population (ladies, if you will) are modest, tasteful and restrained.
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Oh those comments had me pissing myself! My favourite is - looks more like a maxi pad with a belt.