You’re meant to be cool with it, of course. Nonchalance is meant to spill off of you in genuine waves of sure thing, I trust you, you’ll have a great time, as you gaze at him through dark sunglasses and serenely turn the pages of the magazine you’re holding.
You could even laugh about Steven’s girlfriend, the one who most certainly isn’t ‘cool’ about her boyfriend attending a weekend-long bachelor’s party with 10 guys travelling to a location hours away. “Oh she’s so uptight”, you’ll snicker.
That’s how it’s meant to happen.
But that’s not how it happens at all.
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You’re meant to be cool. But the thoughts. The thoughts in your head. They’re hot. Bad hot and catching.
Here’s a list of all the things a woman NEVER thinks as her boyfriend attends a Bachelor Party:
It’s 11am, I’m sure they’re still sober.
Aren’t their matching ‘buck’s weekend’ sashes lovely? A lot of thought went into this.
I love strip clubs.
I wonder if they’ll play ‘truth and dare’ like we did at Jenny’s hens.